173,294 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 19:45       Via(Source)
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bitchouttahell:

shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves

#q
160,002 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 17:35       Via(Source)
shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

#q
767 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 16:53       Via(Source)
prehaps:

a q u a // Digital Photography, MakeUp Arts (MUA), Photography

prehaps:

a q u a // Digital PhotographyMakeUp Arts (MUA)Photography

488 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 16:53       Via(Source)
heyshadylady:

 

heyshadylady:

 

199,063 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 16:30       Via(Source)

myramylove:

I don’t think I can do any of these.

#q
1,181 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 15:25       Via(Source)
kai-art:

For misseditallagain who asked for Sam Winchester in #12.
Companion piece to this and this. 

kai-art:

For misseditallagain who asked for Sam Winchester in #12.

Companion piece to this and this

#q
92,021 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 14:20       Via(Source)

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

#q
367,427 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 13:15       Via

notquiteshakespeare:

truelladeville:

theblogchoseme:

truelladeville:

I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

I was in a Toy Story play.

image

And I loved it.

image

You’re an inspiration to us all

please explain how this was your lowest point

#q
87,636 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 12:10       Via(Source)

ecosynchronous:

ecosynchronous:

PROTECT and DEFEND trans women

if you put trans women in danger because you can’t help running your fucking mouth, you are the ENEMY and will be ERADICATED

if you are a cis person who scrolled past this without reblogging because you don’t feel like it’s a necessary message for your other cis friends to see, i want you to know you’ve made it that much harder to trust you

#q
156,435 notes       July 28, 2014 @ 11:05       Via(Source)
foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

#q
      July 28, 2014 @ 00:12      

Okay two and after this I’m going to bed for real because I fully plan to work out with a hangover tomorrow morning to inflict punishment upon myself for my bad choices today, but two. I love MamiKyoko more than anything omgggggg omg no omg get away from me.

I had one more thing to say but I don’t remember what it was. Think Lucia. Oh, shit yeah okay. Any other mean anons that I get will be published with an answer pertaining to Stefan Stefanovic’s hairy asshole. Test me, pendejo. Test me.

#Madoka chronicles
2 notes       July 27, 2014 @ 23:55      
I don't think Madoka has anything to do with wine
Anonymous

No. No Madoka is the pink moscato the way I am the pink moscato. Everyone keeps trying to enjoy Madoka with a tomato based pasta dish and it sours the entire experience. In this cSde, the tomato based pasta sauce is a metaphor or some shit for blood and violence and being a “slut/bitch” as an adult DFAB.

See? Okay, so these tomato based whatever, they’re the witches and the magical girls that will become witches once they reach maturity or whatever. Because in a closed system, a “girl” can only ever become either a “bitch” or she can “die” and become submissive to a man’s/the patriarchy’s whims. Like getting her energy harvested. So, she stops being a pink moscato and is a pasta dish, as?? This is mirrored by the witch and more mature dishes like whatever pasta floats your boat at an expensive pasta restaurant—Olive Garden ignored. If you’re in central florida try garlic, it’s delicious. The restaurant not the..vegetable of whatever.

OKAY BIT MADOKA.

do, she’s a pink moscato. Because for the time being, she should be enjoyed with strawberry shortcake and fruit kebabs. It’s a reminder to take things slow and enjoy those last few moments of childhood.

I know I can explain this better tomorrow. Shut your fucking mouth anon Madoka is totally a pink moscato

5 notes       July 27, 2014 @ 23:40       Via

spookylaureate:

I’m literally the horniest drunk I know I have one glass of pink moscato and I’m taking my bra off and getting carried away I’m so sorry

dykescully it literally took me three tries to get your url right. I kept typing “@ Sohmer strawberry” help me I’ve had an entire bottle by myself and I’m just too much with the apple juice
#Madoka chronicles
5 notes       July 27, 2014 @ 23:32      

I’m literally the horniest drunk I know I have one glass of pink moscato and I’m taking my bra off and getting carried away I’m so sorry